Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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