I'm gonna have a badass scar
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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