I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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