I think I just saw someone hide a body.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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