So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
and she was petting her beer can
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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