Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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