I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
