Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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