It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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