I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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