i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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