We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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