oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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