so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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