Life is so much better after having sex.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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