I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
