hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
