so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Randomize