so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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