butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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