this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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