You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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