I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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