That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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