it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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