my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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