There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
