I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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