Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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