so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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