you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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