i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
