just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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