would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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