I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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