glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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