I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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