Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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