Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
