Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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