I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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