Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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