we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
