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garbage dick
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you win
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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