Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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