Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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