You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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