No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
