what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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