hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I looked at my own cervix.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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