1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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