oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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