You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Your tits are I can't wait for
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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