I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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