She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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