dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The air taste purple.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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