Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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