everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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