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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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