I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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